You Forgot Your Birthday Again Frank

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• Frank : *Spanish*! Do you trust that nosotros have provided you with enough rope and so that your cinderblock will fall safely to the ground?

  Spanish : Y-Yes, sir.

  Frank : Blue, practise you trust that I practise not want to see you lot die here tonight?

  Blue : Yes, sir.

  Frank : Blue, you're my boy!

  Blue : Thank you, sir.

• Mitch : I've had a hell of a twenty-four hours and even worse week. And all I want to exercise is get some fucking slumber.

  Beanie : Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

  Frank : Cock. Balls.

  Beanie : I'm just trying to brand a betoken, Frank. You don't accept to gloat it.

• Frank : [later funneling a beer] Fill it upwardly once more! Make full it up over again! In one case it hits your lips, information technology's so skilful!

• Frank : I told my wife I wouldn't potable tonight. Besides, I got a big twenty-four hour period tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

  College Student : A big twenty-four hours? Doing what?

  Frank : Well, um, really a pretty prissy little Saturday, we're going to go to Abode Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, mayhap get some flooring, stuff similar that. Perhaps Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll take enough time.

• Therapist : Frank, this is a safe place. A place where nosotros can experience costless sharing our feelings. Call up of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. Nosotros can say anything here.

  Frank : Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a trivial dislocated. I hateful, suddenly, you get married, and you lot're supposed to be this entirely dissimilar guy. I don't experience unlike. I mean, accept yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain bespeak during the meal and run into a waitress taking an guild, and I institute myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably bones white, cotton fiber, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Perchance it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

• Peppers : She's a beauty, ain't she?

  Frank : Aye, what kind of gun is this?

  Peppers : It'southward a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to accept them down. Ain't that correct?

  [yank's on the mule's reigns]

  Peppers : Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.

  Frank : [Frank cocks the gun]

  Peppers : Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the about powerful tranq gun on the market place. Got her in United mexican states.

  Frank : Cool.

  Peppers : Yep, it is cool. They say information technology can puncture the skin of a rhinoceros from...

  [Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]

  Peppers : Yep! That'southward awesome!

  Frank : What?

  Peppers : You just took one in the jugular, man.

  Frank : What? I did.

  [feeling his neck]

  Peppers : YES!

  Frank : Oh, my God. Is this bad? Is this bad?

  Peppers : You ameliorate pull that shit out, man. That shit is non absurd.

  Frank : Look. What? Pull what out?

  Peppers : You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.

  Frank : [laughing] Yous're... you lot're crazy, man. I similar you, merely you're crazy.

• [two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]

  Frank : Are yous certain you're ok with this, Blue?

  Blue : Simply ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

• Marissa : [later seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her auto] Frank, what are yous doing?

  Frank : [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

  Marissa : Who is?

  Frank : Th... W... In that location'southward more than coming.

  Marissa : Frank, go far the car.

  Frank : Only... everybody's doing it.

  Marissa : Frank! At present!

  Frank : [still out of jiff] Ok.

• Frank : A little housewarming souvenir.

  Mitch : I really gave this to y'all for your wedding.

  Frank : This model?

  Mitch : That exact 1.

• Dean Pritchard : Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, the co-host of CNN'south Crossfire, famed political consultant, the raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville.

  James Carville : Give thanks y'all, Thank y'all, Dean Pritchard. Information technology'southward an honor and a pleasure to exist hither, sir.

  Dean Pritchard : Topic number one. What is your position on the office of regime in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?

  James Carville : Well, Dean, I'grand, I'1000 glad that you asked that question...

  Frank : Uhhh... Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that i, Jimmy, If you don't mind.

  James Carville : Take at it, Hoss.

  Frank : [Frank takes a drinkable of water, makes a funny face and grunts] Recent inquiry has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. Equally a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly in that location will always be a demand for the states to accept a well-articulated innovation policy with accent on man resource development. Thank you.

  [Frank grunts, makes a face and goes limp; audience applauds]

  Frank : What happened? I blacked out

  Dean Pritchard : That was interesting. ha ha. Thank you very much. And, uh, your rebuttal? Mr. Carville.

  James Carville : Oh... It... Nosotros... have no response. That was perfect.

  Frank : That'southward the style you do it! That'due south the way you lot debate!

• Frank : SNOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOP!

• Frank : [Crying] Yous're my male child, Blue! Y'all're my male child.

• Frank : Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?

  [throws the lemonade into the pool]

  Bluish : Sorry, sir.

  Frank : Drib downward and give me ten. Now!

  Blue : [bends down into a push-up position] Aye, sir.

• Peppers : You lot should pull that out.

  Frank : Wait, pull what out?

  Peppers : The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.

  Frank : [laughs] Y-You're crazy, human being. You're crazy. I similar you, but you're crazy.

• Frank : We're going streaking!

• Marissa : That's actually, loud.

  Frank : Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Carmine Dragon a niggling more than juice. But it'southward not exactly street legal, so go along it on the down low.

  [waving to a neighbour]

  Frank : Hey Mike!

• Beanie : Don't say deplorable to me, Frank. Say it to the baby.

  Frank : Deplorable, baby.

• Woman : [holding a grocery bag] What's going on?

  Frank : You tell anyone near this and I'll fucking kill you. I'one thousand kidding, I'one thousand kidding, nosotros'll accept him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.

  [reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]

• Frank : I'll be in the neighborhood after on, and I was wondering if maybe yous wanted to go some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole repast of food, if that would exist agreeable. Damnit.

  [calls back]

  Frank : This is Frank Ricard...

• Frank : You know I was thinking we could get dorsum home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

• Frank : That's how you do it. That'south how you debate.

• Frank : Honey, you lot think KFC is however open?

• Frank : In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the contempo recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

• Frank : No it'south cool, man, bring your greenish hat!

• Frank : I run across Blue, He looks glorious.

• Frank : So what do y'all guys like ameliorate? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, how-do-you-do Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

• Jerry : That was not bad.

  Frank : What happened? I blacked out.

• Frank : Yea, I'm absurd either way. I just take to run information technology by Marissa.

  [Mitch and Beanie give him a weird look]

  Frank : I'thousand messing with yous guys.

  Beanie : Not funny. Not funny. And now the baby is upset.

• Marissa : Just as long equally you lot promise to take it piece of cake.

  Frank : What do y'all mean?

  Marissa : Y'all know exactly what I hateful. You've come a long way since Frank the Tank and we don't desire him coming dorsum, do we?

  Frank : Beloved, Frank the Tank is non coming back, OK? That part of me is over. Water nether the bridge. I promise.

• Frank : All nosotros are is dust in the current of air...

• Frank : Beloved Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The business firm has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. Nosotros're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I beloved you. Frank

• Marissa : Listen, I'one thousand sorry I didn't call you on your altogether.

  Frank : My altogether? What do you mean?

  Marissa : Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?

  Frank : Damn information technology. I'm such an idiot.

• Frank : [offering a bread-maker as a souvenir] What do you think, Max? Information technology's got three speeds.

• Frank : Hey, I just desire to cheers ane last time for beingness hither. Information technology'southward the best day e'er.

  Beanie : Don't fifty-fifty start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.

  Frank : What?

  Beanie : Y'all need to go out, Frankie. This is information technology. Information technology's now or never. You demand to get out of here while you're still single.

  Frank : I'm not single.

  Beanie : She's thirty yards abroad, you're single now.

  Frank : Come on, Marissa'southward the best affair that's ever happened to me.

  Beanie : Why don't yous give that six months. Yous don't call up that'll alter? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to yous, Frankie?

  Beanie : There's my wife. See that? Always grin? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Await at the infant."

  Mitch Martin : She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go.

• Frank : I just wanna tell you guys thanks for existence hither. Best solar day always.

  Beanie : Frank, you lot need to walk abroad from this right now.

• Frank : I had an awesome fourth dimension!

  Beanie : I know that you had an awesome time. I call up the entire town knows you had an awesome time.

  [to Mitch]

  Beanie : And wouldn't yous want those times to go on on going?

• Frank : Really, I'd like to jump in and have that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.

  James Carville : Have at it, hoss.

• Frank : Blue'southward over in that location. Only he's wasted.

• Frank : Jerry, are yous a statistics major or something?

  Jerry : Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.

  Frank : Well, I didn't know that. Because you lot didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.

• Jerry : What sort of bodily association will you lot have with the academy?

  Mitch Martin : Who are these people?

  Frank : I don't know.

  Beanie : Well, legally speaking, at that place volition be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the bookish customs. Equally well equally provide no public service of any kind. This much I hope you lot.

• Frank : [in an unconscious land, begins French kissing Peppers every bit he is giving him CPR]

  Peppers : [disgusted] This guy was French kissing me

  [Peppers pushes Frank dorsum in the pool]

• Beanie : Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.

  Weensie : Sir, I can't swim, sir.

  Frank : Speak when spoken to.

• Frank : Don't worry. The pledges will clean information technology up.

• Mitch : I oasis't seen Frank'due south dad in similar eight years.

  Frank : I dearest yous, Dad.

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